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[ He's going to get a headpat for not spitting it, and then he'll drink the rest ]

Habit, mostly. This was a bit of a luxury when I was - well. Growing up. It helped in the morning.

[ grabs another ( super frosted ) donut to cram into his mouth to get the icky taste of bitter coffee out. ] ...ew, that was a luxuwy?! [ sticks his tongue out. ] And what did it help you do?

Wake up early so I could go scavenge for food and hopefully water so I wouldn't die in three to five days?

I'm glad you didn't die. If you did, then I wouldn't have gotten a chance to meet you.

Probably shouldn't have used water for coffee though. Not a smart decision.

But thanks. I'm glad I met you too.

[ crams another two donuts into his mouth. ] Water is important. I could contwol water back home, and it was just as cool as you think it was. [ beams, his face smeared in sprinkles and frosting. ] But we should go to the water place! [ climbs back into his own chair and grabs a donut for the road. ] It has lots of animals!

You're going to really get sick like that.

But fine. Let's go to an aquarium or whatever.

[ going to grab another donut out of spite and shove it into his mouth as he dashes for the door, turning himself into a Tyrannosaurus rex the moment he’s outside. ]I can get us there real quick!

Let's just drive there, all right? I think that's going to catch less attention.

Can I drive?

No. You're too short to reach the pedals.

…

I can sit in your lap and you can reach the pedals for me!

[ he sighs at that ]

Fine. But no putting your hands on the steering wheel. All right? If you crash us I don't want to be responsible for it.

But then I’m not dwiving… [ changes back and koalas onto five’s legs. ]

How did this happen. Why did this happen.

[ he's going to just. try to keep walking with him ]

Can't you pretend you're a parasite controlling my body or something so if I drive you're driving?

I didn’t mean for this to happen. [ he kind of feels like a parasite at the moment, so that wouldn’t be that hard to imagine. ] I got a bunch of potions from alcheME! and I took the wrong one. It was an accident.

[ he probably doesn’t weigh much, so at least there’s that. ] Fine… you did let me eat a bunch of donuts, so I guess I can be good…

... Good. If you behave then I will reward you. So first we go to the aquarium and then we can go to the skii resort and see the snow.

[ !!!!!!!! ]

[ looks like he might burst as his eyes light up and he behind vibrating with excitement. ] Can we go tubing?!

[ if he'll let him he's going to try and pick him up again, so he can carry him properly ]

Sure. But you have to promise to be on your best behavior.

[ lets him and clings. ]

I’ll be on my bestest behavior.

[ after a few moments he smushes his face into five’s chest to mumble something. it’ll probably be a bit hard to decipher, but it’s certainly not impossible. ] Sensei, I wike you a lot.

And you're not just saying it because I let you eat an inadvisable number of donuts?

No! But I wiked that too. [ laughs, tail flicking back and forth. ] Now tell me you wike me too.

I think I already told you more than I was supposed to. But yes. I like you too.

[ and not even a moment later he changes back and, oof, crushes five underneath, since he's a lot bigger than him. ] ...yeah, alright, but I *like* you, sensei. [ ... ] I... have a crush on you. [ if he's sitting on him he can't see his reaction, so this is perfect. ]

[ Well he can't react because he's being crushed and he's tiny right now so he can't even take it well. ]

—Can you get off of me?

[ that's clearly the best way to react ]

Edited 2021-08-19 14:05 (UTC)

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