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Re: Day 392.

[time5kip]

I'd say you're better behaved as a child, but that'd be a lie.

Re: Day 392.

[childeishly]

Hey! I was a great kid. [ huffs, and cheekily jabs five in the side. ]

Re: Day 392.

[time5kip]

Mm-mm.

Well. You were adorable. But I'm sure you've noticed I'm not good with children.

Re: Day 392.

[childeishly]

Not the best, but certainly not the worst. I wonder how many donuts you would have let me eat.

Perhaps one day I’ll get the chance to introduce you to all of my siblings. I’m sure they’d like you too.

Re: Day 392.

[time5kip]

Somewhere between 5 to 6 which would have probably gotten you sick.

But shouldn't you introduce your family to Zhongli instead?

Re: Day 392.

[childeishly]

I do plan on introducing Zhongli Xiansheng to my family. I've been looking forward to that for a long while, but I'd also like to introduce you.

Re: Day 392.

[time5kip]

Well. If you'd like that then. I'd love to meet them too, if possible.

Re: Day 392.

[childeishly]

But, ah, as you saw... let's keep my status as a Harbinger a secret.

Re: Day 392.

[time5kip]

Oh, so I can tell them I'm a time traveling assassin instead?

Re: Day 392.

[childeishly]

[ opens mouth,
closes mouth. ]

Time traveling... toy salesman...

Re: Day 392.

[time5kip]

I'm not going to tell your family I sell toys. At most I'll pretend to be your accountant.

Re: Day 392.

[childeishly]

...even better! Good thinking, sensei. I knew I liked you for more than your attitude. It's that big brain of yours.

Re: Day 392.

[time5kip]

Thanks but you realize that was literally the easiest solution, right. Doesn't exactly take a genius.

Maybe let's also leave out the time traveling part. Unless I'm filing your taxes from the future.

Re: Day 392.

[childeishly]

I know, sensei. I wouldn't have said you're *also* a toy salesman. I'm the best of the best, so you'd be competing against perfection. [ snickers, pressing five into the couch. ] But that's fine. My accountant. And I could probably use an accountant. I have too much Mora than I know what to do with and Zhongli Xiansheng spends it like it's nothing.

Re: Day 392.

[time5kip]

[ he's a little surprised by getting pressed into the couch, but you know. he'll roll with it, and just brings both hands on Childe's shoulder, before he laughs ]

Do you want me to check your finances? I am good with numbers.