Do you like the thought of it? Of me keeping pictures of you and looking at them whenever I feel like it. Thinking of you. I do get lonely sometimes, while I wait for the potion effect to wear off.
I... I don't know. Maybe? I'd rather... be there, so I could watch you take care of things, if that's what you... [ he has no idea why he's so flustered. it's not like it's the weirdest thing in the world. they've done stranger. for some reason not being a direct part of it is killing him somehow. ]
[ just mumbles something coherent and hurries off. he needs to find something to completely destroy five! which does take a bit, but eventually he returns, looking around for him. ] Sensei?
[ Without Childe around he's actually going to be DYING at the thought of picking lingerie for him or anything like that so he definitely has not gotten anything yet, and he does seem surprised when he hears Childe's voice ]
I am. I found something I would like to see you in, sensei. [ briskly moves over there to grab his collar and yank him close. his mouth is on five's and he's doing his best not to kiss him outright, instead smirking against his lips. ] Here. [ presses this into his hands. ]
[ Why are you torturing him like this. He's distracted enough when he feels him hand him something and then he checks, and of course it's a critical hit ]
That’s the point. [ smirks, glad to have turned the tables some. starts tugging five out of the store. ] You got me plenty today. Let’s just head to one of those cute trinket stores for some ideas. [ time to read doujins! ]
I’m sure there’s a least one good one out there, though most are probably going to be nothing but nonsense. [ he enters the next store and starts browsing. he’s looking for some interesting cover art - which he eventually finds. it’s got childe laying on his back with a dark silhouette over him that can just barely be made out as five. childe snatches it and goes over to five to start skimming it. ]
[ it’s a/b/o, with five being the alpha and childe being an omega trying to parade around as an alpha. five calls him out on his shit, but childe denies it until he goes into heat. it gets very spicy from there, with gratuitous sex scenes and many mentions of breeding… not too unlike how things usually go down between them. childe laughs, gently ribbing five. ] Look, this one isn’t bad at all, sensei. [ and then he flips to the next page… and he’s pregnant ( again, apparently ) because they already have three small kids with cat/fox ears and tails. he doesn’t continue flipping through it, and instead just navel gazes straight through the book. ]
[ why did he agree to this. He generally doesn't go through doujins at all, even when he does receive him, but here is Childe actively checking and trying to get his attention ]
So. You're asking me to breed you.
[ again, but he doesn't add that because he's being nice ]
I didn't know what was going to be in here! I was just looking at the cover art. [ grabs a book at random. ] Is this any better sensei? Now you can't say I chose it on pur... pose... [ he flips it open and it's just as bad if not worse than the last one. more breeding. ]
…probably not. [ snaps the book shut and shoves it into five’s hands. ] How come Im always the one getting fucked in these. [ going to pick up another and, as luck would have it, he’s taking it… but this time from both five and zhongli. this one is about pet play. ]
I’m not compensating for anything. [ huffs and looks at the nearest camera. ] I’ll have you know my dick is incredible. [ has to refrain from adding: just as five sensei. ]
[ he has nothing to add and just continues to turn red. how did someone get into his head, this is unfair. ]
I… I think that one day I would like to do something with you and Xiansheng. [ since he did enjoy the time spent with five and emet. this would be sort of the same, right, but better… as long as he can keep his jealousy in check. hm. ]
[ shoves this book at him too. ] …I got a leash and a collar in fanmail. [ so if five didn’t want to take inspiration… ]
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[ And then, in Russian ]
But I did mean it. You're beautiful, and no portrait could ever capture it. Not even a photo could.
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[ Is he having fun having turned the tables? yeah, you bet ]
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—Ah. You're done already.
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—That's not going to cover much.
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[ it’s a/b/o, with five being the alpha and childe being an omega trying to parade around as an alpha. five calls him out on his shit, but childe denies it until he goes into heat. it gets very spicy from there, with gratuitous sex scenes and many mentions of breeding… not too unlike how things usually go down between them. childe laughs, gently ribbing five. ] Look, this one isn’t bad at all, sensei. [ and then he flips to the next page… and he’s pregnant ( again, apparently ) because they already have three small kids with cat/fox ears and tails. he doesn’t continue flipping through it, and instead just navel gazes straight through the book. ]
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So. You're asking me to breed you.
[ again, but he doesn't add that because he's being nice ]
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I never said that-! [ tosses the book aside. ] Maybe I should breed you, sensei.
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... They sure are creative.
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[ and childe just slowly started to expire. ]
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[ He'll lean in to take a look ]
... Oh.
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[ he has nothing to add and just continues to turn red. how did someone get into his head, this is unfair. ]
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Well. Maybe I should take inspiration from these. It's true that you're usually the one taking the lead. I wouldn't want to bore you.
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I… I think that one day I would like to do something with you and Xiansheng. [ since he did enjoy the time spent with five and emet. this would be sort of the same, right, but better… as long as he can keep his jealousy in check. hm. ]
[ shoves this book at him too. ] …I got a leash and a collar in fanmail. [ so if five didn’t want to take inspiration… ]
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